Archive for the ‘Film’ Category

Cast sorted

Tuesday, December 6th, 2016

Pleased to say I have may cast together now for my short promo sketch I want to film next year. Got Jez Anderson playing the role of OX. Then Haydn Kidd playing SPUD, Hannah Wood is going to be “HOCKEY GIRL”. Keith How is going to be SYDNEY. My son Karn Moore is playing MALCOLM,and finally I am playing the part of BERT. If all goes well this ten minute sketch to promote Gold Bars & Jaguars should finished for viewing around April May time

Filming in 2017

Monday, November 28th, 2016

Just letting you know I am filming a small promo clip down in Exeter in the New Year, got a bunch of actors together and film crew organised, so fingers crossed all will go well.  It will be called Cricket or Hockey, lets see if you work out why !

City Of London

Sunday, October 30th, 2016


Yes off promoting Gold Bars & Jaguars in London today, if you see me wave me down and get a free copy!

Lyrics to the song Gold Bars and Jaguars

Thursday, October 20th, 2016

Stolen Jags and scrapyard cranes,
Gold rings, Diamonds, and chains,
Balaclavas as woolly hats,
Crowbars in jackets with baseball bats,
V6 Transits and sacks of used notes,
Knuckle dusters in our gangster coats,
Trucks and trains are often our haul,
But Post Office, Banks, we do them all,
“It’s just Gold Bars & Jaguars”
Sawn off shotguns in a series three boot,
Hidden below the bags of loot,
Doing time at her majesties pleasure,
Whilst different gangs fight for our treasure,
Dodgy geezers con’s and hustle,
Getaway cars, power, and muscle.
The puppeteer pulls on his strings,
Restricting flight by clipping their wings,
“just Gold bars and Jaguars!”
Another friend rides in a hearse,
Heads come together to battle the curse,
The Gold is still hidden where can it be?
It’s sat there waiting for you and me,
“It’s just Gold Bar’s and Jaguars”
“It’s just Gold Bars and Jaguars”
Dodging bullets and concrete boots,
Avoid the uniform and men in suits,
A body buried in some isolated quagmire,
All for Gold Bars and Jaguars,
A businessman accumulates his mass,
Pays a visit to Compton Abbas,
Flee the country like Asil Nadir,
Or stay and hide and live in fear,
There’s a mastermind behind the crime,
Whilst the monkey takes the wrap and does the time,
A good idea to hide your trail,
As if you get caught you won’t get bail,
“just Gold bars and Jaguars!”
Another friend rides in a hearse,
Heads come together to battle the curse,
The Gold is still hidden where can it be?
It’s sat there waiting for you and me,
“It’s just Gold Bar’s and Jaguars”
“It’s Just Gold Bars and Jaguars.”

Gold bars & Jaguars advertising

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016



Well busy promoting Gold Bars & Jaguars sales have been doing really well, had a large banner on the orange pete 379 and also bought a hearse which I use as my daily driver , this is also covered in advertising as you can see in the picture which was taken at Compton Abbas Airfield.

Mark Benton

Friday, April 4th, 2014

I met the actor Mark Benton, what a lovely gentleman, Although not the best thing to say “You’re that actor arn’t you!” SORRY Mark, but he still took the time to have a chat with me and we discussed Gold Bars and Jaguars.  I always think of him as a comedy actor as I remember him in things like “Gimme gimme gimme” Comedy lab, but I am guessing most of you will know him from Waterloo road. I then took a look at what he’s been in and and suddenly you remember him in so much other stuff. Thanks for giving me your time Mark.

Time Slip

Sunday, March 30th, 2014

So had a freeky weirdo moment coming home last night can’t explain this and it is the third time in my life something like this has happened to me, the first was in Bampton in 1977, then in the 1980’s now this last friday, I was coming around the M25 in the lorry when I came off at the Guildford junction onto the A3 we had been traveling about 5 maybe 10 minutes on the Ripley by pass, I pointed to the sign for Guildford and said to my drivers mate Jonny, that we should be in the yard in half an hour, the time was 7;30 . We drove about another half a mile then when I looked down at my dash and blinked when I looked up I am on the M25 at Leatherhead! The time was 7:40 !!!! I looked at Jonny and said “How the fuck did we just get here?!” He said we can’t be here we were heading to Guildford! I said “I know!” Freeked me out a little to say the least ! The trouble is , I think I have experienced more but not taken much notice at the time.

Thursday, March 13th, 2014 Is the site of Tony Graystone the artist who is working on the Gold Bars and Jaguars poster, please give him your support and take a look at his site.